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Are You
Mission Critical?
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Written
By George Avgerakis
Those
of us who grew up in videotape (and especially those
who grew up in film) learned various techniques to
assure our survival in a world ruled by the Murphies.
We carried a toolkit for our camera. We made protection
masters of our tapes. We checked the gate. We regularly
prepared ourselves, perhaps unconsciously, for a wide
assortment of disaster scenarios. Innately we built
around us a methodology of Mission Critical success.
The
companies who supplied us, Sony, Arriflex, Panasonic,
Movieola, Kodak, Grass Valley, Chyron, Ikegami, likewise
built self-contained products and impecable technical
support divisions that matched our expectations. What's
more reliable, in the presentation arena, than putting
a VHS tape in a VCR and expecting a moving picture
to play on a monitor? It's like the sun rising.
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But now our
industry is in a profound transition away from linear tape and
film, away from the comforts of known risks and techniques. Now
we enter the fearful and exciting rainforest of computer-based,
digital production. What are the risks? How can we prepare for
them? Who will guide us?
Example. It's
9:00 Friday night and you're rapping up a job for delivery on
Monday morning, let's say you're rendering a nonlinear edit. Just
when you're ready to pour yourself a congratulatory, done-ahead-of
deadline drink, the computer crashes. When you go to reboot, it
won't even enter the operating system. You look inside to see
if maybe a drive cable fell off and when restart, you don't even
get power! Then you're client calls and says, "Bla-bla-bla,
and I'd like to move the deadline up to Sunday morning."
Would you:
A. Tell your
client that it is unlikely you will have anything for him Sunday,
maybe not even Monday morning.
B. Tell your client you have a glitch, and that your weekend staff
engineers will iron it out and most likely you'll deliver as requested.
C. Tell the client there's no problem, hang up and rely on someone's
Mission Critical Technical support to get you out of the mess.
If you answered,
"A," you don't rely on video production as a livelihood.
Don't give up your day job.
Answered B?
You are a large, highly profitable facility with a dedicated computer-literate
engineering staff. You are played by Sylvester Stallone at a theater
near you.
But if you
answered C, you are a small, "project studio" practitioner
working with an extraordinary hardware supplier. The supplier
knows that the tool he supplies must be redundant and is prepared
to replace or fix it for you at any cost.
In the videotape
world, you could call companies like Sony and Chyron for this
kind of service. Their round-the-clock technical support saved
many of our sizzling hides. But Sony Broadcast and Chyron don't
speak Windows NT and SCSI and RISC (yet). Are you out in the cold,
burning clients to stay alive? Or is there a computer manufacturer
who understands the concept of Mission Critical in terms of project-studio
production?
On Friday
night, October (DATE), I left Alex Pantelias, our staff editor,
wrapping up a long nonlinear editing project that was two and
a half screen widths from being ready to final render. Everything
looked fine, so I headed out to a formal dinner affair, light
hearted and happy that the week was over.
After the
dinner, I decided to drop by the office with some of my dinner
companions to show off the shop. When I arrived, there was a note
on the door from Alex. "Premier crashed during render. Went
to reboot but the computer can't find the boot drive. Have to
play to a band gig, can't stay. Can work tomorrow. Call me."
My friends
were not computer savvy, but they could read in the expression
on my face that the party was over. I said, "Hold on. Sometimes
its a small bug and we can get it back in a minute." Fifteen
minutes later, my bow tie was undone and the wing color wilted
with sweat. "You have that video game demon look on your
face," my friend said, but I didn't hear. "Looks like
a big bug," said another as they put on their coats and prepared
to leave. Good friends. I never noticed they were gone until a
half hour later when I threw my hands up in disgust and admitted
I was beat. Not only couldn't I get the computer to recognize
the boot drive, suddenly, I couldn't even get the computer to
switch on. (See, you can properly end a sentence with a preposition.)
No kidding.
I was in a panic. The deadline really had been moved up to Sunday
morning, we had a six hour render to do, the computer with all
the files was stone cold dead and it was, we're counting down
the hours now, 9:30 PM on a Friday night.
I phoned Aggie
Frizzel, the PR Director at Intergraph, who originally authorized
the loaner machine, a TDZ-610 quad Pentium with a gazillion meg
of RAM. Her civilization destroyer said that she'd be on vacation
until Tuesday, but that she could be beeped in an emergency. Yeah,
I beeped her. While I waited, I also called Mad Max, the guy who
actually ships the loaners. Max is legendary at Intergraph as
a kind of Milo Minderbinder of eval equipment. He knows a lot
of handy stuff. He was out too, but also had a beeper.
Within three
minutes, Max was on the phone, calling from a party, trying to
diagnose my problem and he agreed with me that it looked like
a dead power supply and the worse news was that a TD-610 didn't
have your K-Mart power supply as standard equipment. What do I
do now? "We call tech support, of course." he said.
"Yeah,
like what, on Monday morning, Max? This is like, what? What do
you call it in engineering terms. You guys are engineers, right?"
"How
about Mission Critical?" he suggested.
"Yeah
that's the ticket. Let's call this Mission Critical." And
I explained to him about the Sunday morning deadline.
"So,"
he replied, "You can call our tech support anytime, 24 hours
a day, every day. And if you tell him it's a mission critical,
they'll respond accordingly."
I was too
desperate to be sarcastic enough to say, "Yeah, sure."
I asked for the number, but Max said that he'd have to get me
a special PIN number that bona-fide owners get with their machines.
Max then did the commercial.
"Keep
in mind now, as we go through this, that you are going to get
exactly the same technical support you would get if you were a
user and not a press person."
No, I thought,
I want the press person service, stupid! But I said, "That's
great. When will they call?"
"In a
minute."
In a minute
the tech people were on the line. (I was getting the press person
support.) I explained my problem and get this, he said that Intergraph
had a local repair site in White Plains, NY, just 35 minutes drive
from my office. I was told to sit tight and that the local tech
guy would call me in ten minutes or less. Neat. I couldn't resist.
"This is great service even for a press person." I said.
"What's
a press person?" He asked. I didn't quibble.
Then Aggie
called me from her vacation in _________. I told her we were getting
good tech support and she said I should call her anyway it went
when the tech people were through. She gave me the number of her
hotel room.
In eight minutes
flat, __________, the local tech guy, asked me, "What's a
press person? Are you using a 610, like for running a dry cleaning
business or something?" Boy, when these guys pretend, they
do it with a sense of humor.
"Where
are you exactly?" I asked.
"At home.
I got the page and I'm ready to come to the city if you need it.
Trouble is, I don't have the power supply for a 610 here, or in
the shop. I checked the computer before calling you. (That's why
it took me so long.) And the nearest one is in our local office
in North Jersey. If it really is your power supply, I'll drive
there, pick it up and bring it to you by say - " We looked
at our watches. It was freaking 9:48 PM! I had been in Intergraph
mission critical emergency state only 18 minutes and a guy was
already offering to drive 60 miles for me on a Friday night.
Before he
went for the car keys, however NAME1 suggested we do a quick diagnostic
over the phone. Step by step, we started to make sure that I had
a bad power supply. During the process, I remarked how hard it
had been to figure out how to slide off the top panel of the computer.
"You
have the top off?" He screamed, "It has an interlock
switch that cuts the power so you don't electrocute yourself."
Neat. Asian
computers don't have interlocks. Intergraphs are made in the USA.
They worry about domestic violence of the tort kind.
I slid the
top back on and presto, I had a running computer that wouldn't
recognize the boot drive. After some more diagnostics, NAME1 was
pretty sure the system drive had crashed. I agreed and luckily,
I had another drive, a 9 gigabyte Elite. NAME1 waited patiently
while I wired it it, installed Windows NT and got the system up
and running.
Now we had
to get the AVIs and other essential data off the dead drive so
as to eliminate the need to spend another week re-editing the
program that had to be delivered Sunday morning.
"Well,
now that's WindowsNT software expertise," said NAME1, "And
for that, let's get you the best WindowsNT guy in Intergraph,
________."
"Where's
________?"
"In Huntsville.
Home in bed, probably. But we'll wake him up and see if he wants
to take care of you."
"Wow.
Thanks."
"You
said it was mission critical, right?"
I confirmed
that it was. "Some real important guy wants his tux cleaned
for a dance?" He joked. By now, NAME1 knew he was going to
be the subject of a Videography article. I was already sufficiently
impressed with Intergraph technical support.
Before NAME2
called, I got check up calls from Aggie, Max and the guy who answered
the first technical support call. They were all making sure that
my problem was being handled. This was press person support.
Twenty minutes
later, I got a call from NAME2. First he apologized for the delay,
but he'd decided to go into the office where he just happened
to have an identical TDZ-610 and could copy my procedures step-by-step.
"I'm
sorry I had to get you out of bed." I said.
"'S okay."
he replied, stifling a yawn, "I'm on call all weekend anyway."
On call?
"You
guys like Doctors, or something?"
"Well,
our computers are in a lot of medical centers, so we have to be
on call like doctors."
I'd like to
report that my work with NAME2 was short and sweet. It wasn't.
NAME2 and I spent the whole night on the phone together. Eventually,
we found a way to get the dead drive to yield its booty and finally
Premier was reloaded with the program and I started to render.
And then Premier went down the tubes and crashed the render!
Bemoaning
the fact that Adobe, good as it was, didn't have technical support
on Saturdays, NAME2 started me on a quick diagnosis of what he
did know about Premier.
"Wait
now," I cautioned him, "This is not an Intergraph issue.
We put the Premier and the DPS Perception card into your computer."
"I know,"
NAME2 said, "But hell, I don't have to get my kid to the
ball game until eleven and I'm not going to risk sleeping through
the alarm."
I know I'm
way past the point where any New Yorker will believe this story,
but I swear for what it's worth on anything you like to see me
lose that all of this is true. Perhaps your credibility will rise
if I tell you that NAME2 had very little to add that was of help
with the Premier issue. Maybe you'll believe me if I tell you
that even until 2AM on Sunday morning I still did not have the
edit completed for the client. But all of that was due to problems
far beyond Intergraph's responsibilities and the purpose of this
article, which if I didn't forget, was to illustrate the degree
of mission criticality that producers expect and require from
a supplier that wants to be considered "ready for primetime."
Now I know
what a lot of you are thinking. You're thinking you'll discount
this whole story because I got special press person treatment.
Okay. Let's take that into account. Let's say Max was at a party
with the President of Ingergraph and that they downed their gin
fizzies and said, "Let's impress the pants off the Videography
guy." And if you think that's what happened in real life,
I say this. How many companies do you know who culd do what Intergraph
did, even if the company president decided he wanted to do it.
Think about this.
You're the
President of XYZ manufacturing and you call your tech support
guy and say, "Hey, let's pull one over on Videography tonight."
Or you do a Major Barbara and say, "I'll fire your ass if
you don't call George." How many companies could do that
without a superior technical support team already in place, nationwide?
Intergraph has 2,000 guys like this in the US alone.
The plain
fact is that Intergraph is prime time and I wish to nominate them
that attribute.
And I would
venture to think, that at the moment, they are the only computer
company in the video market that is. I should think you'd like
to know more about them, so here is something to consider.
Although I
would not rank Intergraph among the most video-savvy companies,
it's birth lies in the highly Mission Critical arena of CAD-CAM
engineering for NASA and the Jet Propulsion Laboratories (JPL)
in Pasadena, California. I first heard about Intergraph in 1987,
when I was making marketing videos for a large nuclear power plant
constructor. Here I was, selling myself as a "leading vendor"
in computer animation and video, and the engineers in this company
were cranking out 3-D textured walkthroughs of steam turbines
in real time!
The Bosch
FGS-4000 I was using could barely do solid geometry! My $45,000
Via Video could only put 16 colors on the screen at one time!
Discreetly, I asked what their machines were. "Intergraphs,"
they said. Hmm.
"Could
we videotape those signals on your screen?"
"Try
it." they suggested. Nope. Scan lines all over.
"Can
we take your RGB feed out, somehow and make it NTSC?"
"Nope.
Need a black box. Ain't been invented yet." And that was
it. I never heard about Intergraph again.
Well, folks,
now they invented the black box. It's called WindowsNT and it's
cheap and it works.
And suddenly, Intergraph is all over the video industry like worker
bees in a bonnet of begonias.
"We decided
to sit on the sidelines for awhile." explains Intergraph
(TITLE) Mike Bare, "We helped pioneer Motion JPEG in 19 (DATE)
and have been involved in computer animation since our inception
in 19(DATE), so we had all we needed to satisfy the engineers
of the world. But we knew the software was not yet there to take
our expertise to the entertainment world with any level of success
so we stayed out of the game until WindowsNT came along. Now that
the applications are there, we here to say we've got the best
hardware to hold it."
It seems only
natural, doesn't it? Here was Integraph, the prime hardware choice
of engineers - guys who keep nuclear reactors from cratering the
suburbs. And now they're after us - the second most demanding
sector of our society - the guys who make movies with scenes that
have the suburbs getting cratered!
Years later,
having followed the 3-D wave as it entered and swept through the
video industry, I wondered what happened to that company, Intergraph,
and why it never crossed the line from engineering into video.
It seemed a natural. It was. They have.
At NAB '96,
Intergraph hit the video market with a force that can only be
supported by at least two of the three requisites for success
in video manufacturing: Technical know-how, money and market savvy.
Intergraph had the first two. Painfully, they are slowly acquiring
the savvy.
As luck and
fate would have it, an Intergraph landed in my studio quite by
accident. I had decided to tool up my shop for high end 3-D animation
production and the folks at Softimage suggested an Intergraph
400Z as a starter box. This dual Pentium box sported one of the
first OpenGL video cards I had ever used, and it was instant love.
I had never
seen a 3-D object respond instantly to my mouse before. I could
mush the shaded object like a clay ball. I could apply a surface
and see it wrap the colored texture around the shape instantly.
I could add a light and see its reflection on the object move
as I moved the light. So this is what those engineers were chuckling
about when I walked through their quiet warrens of wonder years
ago. I wanted to do more Intergraph.
I called for
press evals and they let me have whatever I asked for. They wanted
press. I wanted play. I took the bugger apart. It was built like
only an American boy of the sixties could love, like a Chevy.
I hooked it up to things to see how it would work. DPS, great.
Sound cards. No problem. Nine gig Seagates. Fine. I sipped my
Coke and dreamed I was in a McDonalds that sold 15-cent hamburgers
and Dave Tharp was beside me with his bug-eyed Sprite.
If it wouldn't
risk credibility a bit more, I'll tell you what happened with
the client and his bloody Sunday deadline. We made it. With an
hour to spare. And then the client had the audacity to ask me
to dub four copies and let him use my 610 to write three letters
to his clients. Yes. You would believe that, after all. You would,
wouldn't you?
So what did
it matter if a hard drive crashed and I ended up working 50 straight
hours without sleep. It was a sunny Sunday morning and I missed
the Northeaster that ripped the 70 foot maple tree out of my lawn
and killed the neighborhood's phone service all weekend. Driving
home at 70 miles per hour up the Deegan Expressway, I hallucinated.
Everything around me was suddenly rock solid still. I kept my
cool. I knew, deep inside, that everybody around me was moving
very quickly, very safely up a highway of dreams.
BIO: George Avgerakis is sleeping it off on the fold out couch
at Avekta Productions, a full service motion picture and animation
production studio in New York City. When he wakes up he'll check
the email at http://www.avekta.com and hope to find a note from
Dave Tharp whom he hasn't seen since a road ralleye in 1967.
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